Santa Banta sms 9

Santa: Me tere liye
rishta le kar aaya hu.
Ladki B.COM he!
Banta- 'Com' to jo
marji ho.
Par Ladki GRADUATE
honi chahiye!


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Banta Sing ko kese Pehchannenge:
1)Puts lipstick on the forehead B'Coz he wants to make up his mind.
2)Booked the Hotel nd sleep on Footpath


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Santa Titanic k sath dub raha tha,Par has raha tha
Man:Oye,Kyu has rahe ho?
Santa:Shukr he mene return tickt nai kharida varna waste hota!


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Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.



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Santa-Maine apni biwi ko 12th karaya, BA karaya,
MA karaya, or USki naukri bi lagvayi.

Banta: Abkoi acchasa ladka dekhkar saadi bi kara de


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Santa Was Inserting
Dog's Tail Into Pipe!!
Banta-Oye,Kutte ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti.
Santa-Idiot,
Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.