Santa: Tumse Shadi Karke Mujhe Bahut Bada Fayda Hua Hai..!
Wife:Woh Kya..?
Santa: Mujhe Mere Gunaho ki Saza Jite-Ji Hi Mil Gae..!;)
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Santa Gana Ga Rha Tha-
"Aaj Main Upar
Aasma Niche"
To Banta Ne Santa Ko Bahut Mara,
Bolo Kyun?
Kyu Ki Aasma Abdul Ki biwi ka nam tha!!
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santa library me 2-3
ghante book pad k
bola. SO BORING. So
many characters but no
story.
Librarian : santa ji
this is telephone
directory...
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Banta:Truck dekh kar
Tum kaanpate kyo ho?
Santa:1 Truck driver
Meri Biwi lekar bhaag
gaya tha,har baar
lagta hai jaise usko
wapas karne aya
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Santa:Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya aur abhi tak dadhi-mooch nahi aayi???
Banta:Yaar main apni Maa par gaya hu.....
GN
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Santa:Jaldi 1peg do ladai hone wali hai
BarTendor:lo.
Snta:1aur,ladai hone wali hai
BarTndr:lekin ladai kab hogi?
Snta:jab tu paise mangega.
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