Santa Banta sms 11

Police:Tumhara dost kese mara?


Santa:pata nhi,wo bola

"mere pet me chuhe kud rhe he"


To mene use chuhe marne ki DAWA khila di


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Santa ka ladka: i'm a complan boy.

santa ki ladki: i'm a complan
girl.

santa: sala paida mene kiya or
naam kisi or ka le rahe hai



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Santa Translation:
1.Me AAm Admi nAhi ho-im Nt a MAngo MAn
2.Muje b English Ati h-Eng comes to me Also
3.Do Aur do ChAr-Give And Give Four


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Tufani barish me rat ko dukan par Santa Pizza lene aya.
Dukandar: Ap ShadiShuda he?
Santa: Is Tufan me kya meri Maa muje pizza lene bhejegi?


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Teacher: Is line ki english banao,"usne apna kam kiya or karta hi gaya"
Santa: He done his work and dan dana dan dan.. dan dana dan dan.


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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar,
jab tak sister na kaho,
bolti hi nahi