funny joks 137

How do you confuse an
idiot..?

By telling him to find
the corner in a
circle...

How does the idiot
confuse you..?

By finding it..


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I think i'm distrbng U
Sorry Dis is My last Msg
& I wil not msg U any more

Gud bye.













Nvr expect dis frm
me,I'm born 2 disturb u


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Girl praying-
pls God,

let me luv an intelligent boy,

God- sorry my child,

dat's impossible,

Intelligent boy never luv any grl..


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Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Enjoy
Pig=Eat+Sleep
So
Human= Pig+Work+Enjoy
Human-Enjoy=Pig+Work
Humans Who Dont
Enjoy=Pig At Work

So Enjoy life...!!


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Tum Itne Acche

Imandar

Sanskari

Sundar

Samajdar

Pyare

Khubsurat

Dimagwale ho..




Pata Karo..


Ye..


Afwah Kaun Faila Raha he.


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funny joks 136

Mehfil Saji Thi Sms Ka Tha Daur


Sms Mene Kiya, Sab Ne Kiya Shor


Paisa To Mera Gaya, Par..


Sab Kanjus Keh Rahe The


*1or-1or*


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Pahle tej baris ki tarah sms ate the fir rimjim baris ki tarah sms aane lage ab bundbund karke aate hai lagta hai aage sukhe ki smbhawna hai


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Suraj ki pehli kiran

Khushi de apko


Dusri kiran hasi de


Tisri tandurasti


kamyabi

Bas ho gaya ab aur zyada kirno se garmi lagegi.


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JAAN mAango to JAAN denge
DIL maango to DIL denge
DHADKAN maango to DHADKAN denge


Kyunki




teeno film ki C.D.mere pass hai


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Last 9t I had a dream
I was walking with GOD
He Askd me
Whz Ur Bst frnd?
I told Him ur Name

He Smiled & Said

'sab Pichle Janm k pap hai'..


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funny joks 135

Mom:jab b'frnd kiss
kare to bolo "don't"
Or jab gale lage to
bolo "stop"
2nd day
beti:mom usne dono ek
saath kiya
to maine bola
"dont STOP"


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Hathi ne Chiti ko raste me cheda.
Chiti Hathi ki biwi se complaint karne gayi.
Chiti:Bhaisab ko samjha dena varna MARD hamare ghar bhi hai!.


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Kisi ne dil badal diya....
kisi ne dhadkan badal di....
aap k pas kuch nai tha badal ne ko...
to
aapne mandir me jakar chappal badal li...?


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Pleas give me a kiss

Daro mat kiss means

K-Koi
I-Interesting
S-SMS
S-Send karo


Ab to thik hai na?

So always KISS ME.
O.K.


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Height of Confidence:-

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Brake Infront of a Bus & Shouts at d Bus Driver. "Abe Marne K Liye Meri Hi Cycle Mili"


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funny joks 134

Sochta hu k
ye daulat
ye bangla
ye duniya bhar ke
aisho-aaram sab chhod ke kahi chala jau
lekin
fir sochta hoon
PAHLE YE SAB MILE TO SAHI...


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Meri duniya me pehchan nhi he,

Bin iske kisi ki koi shan nhi he,

Jab msg karoge tabhi to fwd karunga,
yaar meri sms ki dukaan nhi hai.


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Arz kiya hai!
Itne kamjor hue he teri judai se

GAUR FARMAIYE.

Itne kamjor hue he teri judai se Ki
chinti v ab kheech le jati he charpai se


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Din me 100 bar is mantr ka jap karo:

East or West
*kalpesh* Is the Best

Aapke sapne pure ho jayenge.
(it a real fact)


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Ek bhoot dusre bhoot
se - yaar ladke mar k
bhoot bn jate hai....
Aur ladkiya..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
Yaar wo to chudail ki
chudail hi rah jati
hai?


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funny joks 133

I saw a dream yestrday.Only u and me.
We were running in a garden,me in d front and u,runing after me.& with d background music of Vodafone.


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Papu train ki patri par so gaya..
Ek admi bola train ayegi to mar jayega!
Papu=Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to ye train kya chez hai


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Papu k gadi k picche likha tha SAWAN KO AANE DO..

Munna ne picche se Thok dala.

Munna k ruck k aage Likha tha aaya sawan zhoom ke.


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Bagon me phool khilte rahenge, raat me deep
jalte rahenge,khuda AAPKO sari khushiaya dede.
.
.
.
.
.
.


baki
TAKLEEF to HUM dete hi
rahenge


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Funny World:-
Boys & Girls get into LOVE because of Misunderstanding &

they BREAK UP because of Understanding.


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funny joks 132

STAGES IN LIFE!

Before marriage - MAD for each other,

During marriage - Made 4 each other,
&
After Marriage - Mad because of each other!!!


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A.B.C.D.E.F.G
"A Boy Can Do Everthing For a Girl"
Reverse of it:
G.F.E.D.C.B.A
"Girls Forget Everthing Done &
Catches New Boy Again"


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Ye Aita SMS He Jo

Atthe Bale Intaan To
Totla Tala Deta He.

Aap Laat Toshish Tallo
Pil B Aithe Hi Palo De.

Tesa Lada
Totla ban ke.


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Agar Salim Ne
Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kya
Hota ?







Mogli - Aazam


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Kbhi yad aye to fon kr lena,
Paise kam ho to sms kr lena,
Agr ye b na kr sake to

Mobile dahi me dal kr vibration on kr lena or LASSI p lena


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funny joks 131

EXAMS r like GIRLFRIENDS

1) Too many question

2) Difficult to understand

3) More explanation is needed

4) Result is always fail.


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Teacher: Tum school kyu aate ho?
Student: Vidhya ke liye sir.
Teacher: Phir tum soo kyu rahe ho?
Student:Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye.


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Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho to Gai k samne le jao..
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena ki dimag me GOBAR hai Agar pas ayi to Bhusa hai.


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KABHI

dost khte

the ki.



JaaN b

mango to

hazir he.



Aaj

woh apni galfrnd



ko

JaaN

kehte he,



(';')




AB karo jan hazir.


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Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Khush Kab Hota Hai Guess!
Jab Kuch Gunde kisi Ladki Ko Chedte Hai
Aur Ladki Bolti Hai Plz.Muje BHAGWAN KE LIYE CHOR DO.


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funny joks 130

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common H?

SoChO!








Aur SoChO!





Dono Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Ha


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A boy wrote luv letter wid BLOOD 2 a Medical
girl & said khat ka jawab zarur dena,

Girl replied: Blood group B +
Haemoglobin 8gm,
Sugar-120


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A GIrl comes late 2 class
TEACHER- y r u late?
GIRL- 1 boy was following ME SIR.
TEACHER- so what?
GIRL- d boy was walking very slowly!


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Son: I don't want to
go school ma!
All the teachers think
I am Stupid
&
the kids hate me.

Mom:No!
U should go, Bcoz U r
the




"principal"


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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo
Boy:Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya to I'll KISS U
GirL:Aur 6 Aaya To
Boy:Kabhi LUDO nhi kheli kya?
6 aaya to dubara meri baari.


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funny joks 129

0ld couple went to
ParisMan got into mood
n said: "Dear should
we first go to 0ur
room or Eiffel
Tower?Wife:ROOM chal..
Eifel tower to kal b


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Beti:Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa:andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti:Maa fauji Pakistani hai
Maa:to bakri bhi andar kar.


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Kore Kagaz Per
Likha Hai Tera
Naam,

Tasvir Bhi Utari
Aur Likha Hai
Paigam :

"JINDA YA MURDA PAKD
NE WALE KO
1 LAKHS Rs. KA
inaam.


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Q: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi.
Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes
directly 2 Tendulkar.Why? Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.


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Father: Beta raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gaye The
Son:Kya Batau Papa Sab Galat Sangat Ki Wajah Se Hua

6Dost,6Beer Aur Unme Se 5 Peete Nai


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funny joks 128

Papu Apne sabse purane Dost ko Mil gaya
Papu- A,B;A,B;A,B;AB
DOST-Oye! Ye Kya bol raha hai
Papu-Long time hogaye Not C.


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New styl of prpos a girl
Dekh mai nhi chahta k mera ladka bda hokar teri ladki ko chede,bura lagega.
Tu ha bol dono kobhai-behan bana dalte h


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Teacher: Usne
KHUD-KUSHI kar Li or
Usey KHUD-KUSHI karni
padi Dono mein Fark Batao.
Student:Pehla SHARE
TRADER tha or Doosra uska BROKER tha


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T.T. to santa in Train'Ticket batao.
Santa:Ha,Ha,Ye lo.
T.T.:Ye to purani Ticket hai.
Santa: To train kya abhi showroom se nayi nikali hai?


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A student atachd 100Rs Note to his test paper
& wrote Rs1 for 1 mark. Paper checker sent him Rs81 back &
wrote"U got 19 mrks. Keep d change"


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funny joks 127

Tumhari Life Me 1 Aisi Ladki Ayegi Jo Sirf
Tumhari Hogi,Tum Usse Behad Pyar Kroge,Tum
Use Kiss Kroge,or Wo Karib Aakar Kahegi PAPA I love u.


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1 Bar Hichki Aye To Samazna I am Remembering U.

2 Bar Aae To I Want 2 Meet U.

3 Bar Aye To I Miss U.


Agar

Firse Aye To Plz pani pi lena


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Premika-Me maa banne wali hu
Premi-kya r u mad?
KAHANI ME TWIST:
Premika-Bakvas nhi,me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumari maa banne wali hu.


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Baap bete se "tumhe kesi biwi chahiye" ?
Beta : mujhe chand jesi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye Aur subha chalijaye


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Ek zaruri suchna:
car driving ke time DARU nahi pini chahiye.

Bcoz



pata nahi kab speed breaker aa jaye or aap ka PEG gir jaye..


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funny joks 126

Mohabat karne walo ko
inkar acha nahi lgta.
Dunia walo ko ikrar
acha nahi lgta
jab tak ladka ladki
bhag na jaye
Logo ko pyar sacha nhi
lagta


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Boy & 1 Girl student
of K.G class,
Boy:Tu mali sathe
lagan kalis?
Girl:nai,
Boy:Kali le ne,
Girl: Mu nai kalu,
Boy: Kal plz mari
BEHEN NAI


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Next generation
SHOLAY
MOM-Beta soja,barna GABBAR ajayega SON-200/-Rs,
do warna papa ko bata dunga k rat me tumhare pas GABBAR ata hai.


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Aaj fir ap nazar nhi aaye,fir tamanna k ful murjhaye,
Na jane kin galio me kho gaye ap,
Hum to aapko police station se pagal khane dekh aaye


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Aaj ki Taza Khabar 10 Logo Ko Bewkoof
Bnaya
Press Down 4
Details
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
Or Ab Ki Taza Khabar
11
Logon Ko Bewkoof
Bnaya


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funny joks 125

Differance between pati and gadha,
ANS :- pati gadha ban sakta hai,
But gadha itna b gadha nahi ke pati bane!!


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Hindi teacher asks:
kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai?
Student: 6 prakar ke-
local kaal
STD kaal
ISD kaal
Dialled kaal
Recived kaal
Miss Kaal.


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A man kills DEER & cooks it & doesnt tell kids wat it is.

He gives a Clue "Its What ur Mom Calls Me!"

Son screams"Koi mat khana,KUTTA hai"


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Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,
Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,
ek dam se meri aankh khul jati h
Dil se ye aawaz aati hai
MUMMY BHOOT


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7 Chatai pe 7 SAdhu baithe the,1 bhakt ne sabse bade Sadhu se pucha
Baba ladkiya line nhi deti,kya
karu? Sadhu(Chote sadhu se)1 Chatai or La


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funny joks 124

Ek bar ganje k head par 8-10 hair aye.Wo
Barbar k paas gya
Barbar angry me pucha: 'CUT' karu ya 'COUNT' karu?
Ganja sharm k bola
COLOUR krdo


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Bhikhari:-behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000Rs.

Secretary:-y U gavehim 1000Rs?

Malika: pehli bar kisine behen kaha Hai..


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Teacher:Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti




Student:Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke Bata
Dunga.


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Acha hua Diwali me tum bahar nahi gaye.



Nahi to


?

?



?

?

Log tumhe phataka samajh k jala dete.


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Q Ladkiya ladko ko kiss karte waqt apni aankhe kyo bandh kar deti hai?
Ans-kyun ki ladkiya kisi bhi haal me ladko ki khushi nahi dekh sakti.


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funny joks 123

Bhikari ne phone kiya:
Hello Taj hotel??
1 pizza
1 biryani
1 rasmalai bhej do..
Taj: Kiske naam se bheju?
Bhikari: Allah ke naam pe bhej de.


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Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..



Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network!!


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Aapke Liye film me Baat ki hai, chota sa Role hai,
EMRAAN HASHMI aapko pani me le ja raha
hai
Film ka naam hai






"GAYI BHAINS PANI
MEIN"


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Why Did
Mrs.Verma
Throw Out
Her Mother-In-Law?


Because







Baba Ramdev
said
"apni saans
ko bahar nikalo".


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YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko
oon..oon..
Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aise
matRo warna bada hokar tu
HIMESH RESHAMIYA bn jayga


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funny joks 122

Boy: Tum gana bahut
achha gati ho.

Girl: nahi yaar main
to sirf bathroom
singer hoon

Boy: to bulaao na
kabhi mehfil jamate
hai


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Wife:Shahajahan ki biwi mar gaye to usne Tajmahal bandhwaya.
Main marne k baad tum kya bandhogay?

Husband: Pehle mar to sahi.


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Agar TITANIC picture
koi GUJRATI director
banata to uska nam kya
rakhata?
socho


socho



socho na yaaar



"NAVADI DUBI GORI TARA GAM MA."


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Height Of COnFiDenCe:
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden BrAke Infront of a Bus.And Shouts At The Bus Driver
"Abe MArne Ke Liye Meri He Cycle Mili"


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PADHTE raho..?


PADHTE raho..?



PADHTE raho..?









Besharmo ki tarah msg
PADHTE raho.

Jab sharm aa jaye to msg Kar dena.


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funny joks 121

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya
Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.


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Great Shayari:-
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.bakri kha gayi.


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Agar koi
galti,
gustaakhi,
mistake,
mis-behave,
etc;
ho
gayi
ho
toh
plz...









Maafi maang lo,





abhi main achchhe mood
me hu...!


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Maths teacher to BAPU, : "if u had
1000 Rs in ur pocket
n 1000 Rs in another pocket, what
would
u think ?"
BAPU:"AA PENT KONU CHE"


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Define fashion show?
"It is a stage show where designer shows their creations on models&models drop their clothes to show god's creations!!!


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funny joks 120

"Fear is the Main reason for every failures"
So.




Dont see mirror
Especially while you
are laughing.
Ha ha ha
-


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There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.
1.After completin ur studies& B4 joinin 2 work.
2.After engagemnt & B4 marriage.


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Ek prem kahani ka
ajeeb ENDING:

Propose kiya tha SMS
se


Propose kiya tha SMS
se
.
.

Jo uski Shaadi tak
PENDING tha Network
problem Se...


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(>"<)
( ':' )
(")(")

Aik Thi Cat



Rehti Thi Sad



Khati Thi Rat




Phir B Sad


Akhir Q ??

Us Ki Marzi!

Ap Apne Kam Se Kam
Rakhen


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Kaha ho?









Jaha ho wahi rahana
2-3 ghante tak bahar
mat nikalna
Koyn ki bahar bandar
pakdnewala aya he
Ab thanx mat bol rulayega kya?


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funny joks 119

Aaj maine 2 kasme khai
hai..









1) Parai ladki pe
nazar nahi dalunga






2) Kisi ladki ko parai
nahi manunga.


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Phool insano se zyada khubsurat hote hain,
lekin kuchh insaan phoolo se bhi zyada
khubsurat hote hain.
Jaise Ki "AAP"




ko
sms
karne
wala.


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Safalta pane ka
funda no 840

" koi tumhe bewakoof
kahe tho chup
raho "
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Muh kholkar usse sahi
saabit mat KARO.


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1 Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha.
Musafir Ne Pu6a Dar Nahi Lagta?
Aadmi-Darne Ki Kya Bat He?
Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya


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All Birds Didnt Dance,Bt Peacok
Did it
Al flowers didnt Expres
love,bt Rose
did it
Al Monkeys doesnt
Operate Mobile,bt
u r amazing yar.


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funny joks 118

no visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried..

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?


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Diwali Offer:Dial 100& say Bomb in parliament get a trip 2 central jail & food clothing sing free for 14yers Offer valid till 29oct so Hurry


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"TANHAIYAAN"
:

:

:

:

:

:

:

:

:

:

:

:

:









Agar Upar Tanhaiyan
Hai,To Neeche Kon Sa
MELA Laga Hua Hai!!


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Roshan ho jaye ghar Aapka,saz uthe aapki
PUJA ki THALI,Dil me yahi UMANG hai mere,
KHUSHIYAN laye Aapko yeh DIWALI
"HAPPY DIWALI"


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BA pass Student to his sweeper:
Mere paas degree hai knowledge hai,
logo me izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?
Sweeper: Mere paas Naukri hai.


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