santa banta joks

Santa Train Ki Patri
Pe So Gaya..

1Admi-
Train Aayegi To Mar
Jayega.

Santa-
Plane Upar Se Gaya To
Kuch Nahi Hua To Train
Kya Chiz Hai...

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Santa ki amma mar gayi. 2-4 aadmi bole-amma hamein bi le jati apne saath.
Santa bola chup ho jao kamino,amma kya TATA SUMO karke gyi hai.

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Dr.:Medical Report ye
He Ki aapki
KIDNY Fail Ho Chuki
He.
Santa:Salle..Juthe..Me
ri KIDNY Kabhi Exam
dene Nahi Gyi
To Fir Fail Kese huy

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Santa road Pe
Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha
Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa-Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni K.M Chalta he.

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SANTA wisky de ke wife se bola
Le pee isko
Wife peekar: Shee!
Kitni kadvi hai.
SANTA: Aur tu kya Sochti hai k mai roz
aish karta hun....

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Santa:Doctor,ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor:Ye mera pehla operation hai
success hua to mere liye,nahi to tumhare liye.
Gud mrng

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Man-Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar H
Santa-Muje Uska Naam Pata H
M-Kya Naam He
S-Wo BANK Me Kaam Karti H
Uske Counter Pe Naam Likha Tha
CHALU khata

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Bus accident
A man crying O! my
hand was cut down
"santa:y r u crying
Control urself Dont
cry.C that man,He has
lost his head n very
silent

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SANTA wanted to make a STD call to Delhi,
He wanted to save money
So what did he do! Simple,
He went to Delhi and made a local call.
-:)

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Maths Teacher-If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket &
1000Rs In Other
Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Santa-I Think Aaj
Galti Se Papa Ki Pant
Pahen li!