santa banta joks

Santa:Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya aur abhi tak dadhi-mooch nahi aayi???



Banta:Yaar main apni Maa par gaya hu.....

~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~

Santa:Jaldi 1peg do ladai hone wali hai
BarTendor:lo.
Snta:1aur,ladai hone wali hai
BarTndr:lekin ladai kab hogi?
Snta:jab tu paise mangega.

~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~

Police:Tumhara dost kese mara?


Santa:pata nhi,wo bola

"mere pet me chuhe kud rhe he"


To mene use chuhe marne ki DAWA khila di

~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~

Santa ka ladka: i'm a complan boy.

santa ki ladki: i'm a complan
girl.

santa: sala paida mene kiya or
naam kisi or ka le rahe hai

~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~

Santa Translation:
1.Me AAm Admi nAhi ho-im Nt a MAngo MAn
2.Muje b English Ati h-Eng comes to me Also
3.Do Aur do ChAr-Give And Give Four

~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~

snta ws kising a blnk papr
bnta:ye kya hai?
snta:meri grlfrnd ka lovlttr hai.
bnta:magr ye 2 khali hai?
snta:ajkal hmri batchit band hai

~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~

Sardar-Yaar mujhe tere ko phone karna tha par mai tera numbar hi bhul gya




Sardar2-Are,to tu mujhko phone kar k puch leta na

~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~

Teacher: Is line ki english banao,"usne apna kam kiya or karta hi gaya"
Santa: He done his work and dan dana dan dan.. dan dana dan dan.

~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi

~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~

Santa 2 Dr.khanna:Mujhe 1problem hai
shrm:Kya?
Santa:Baat karte waqt admi dikhai nahi deta
Dr:Aisa kab hota hai?
Santa:Phone karte waqt