santa banta joks

police:Aap ko thodi der me phansi di jayegi.aap ki koi aakhri khwahish hai?
Santa:Plz mere sar Niche aur pair upar karke phansi dijiye

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Santa- Beta Tujhe History Me Kam Marks Q Mile.?
Pappu - Papa,Teacher Woh Sawaal puchti hai,
Jab Main Paida B nahi hua tha,

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Bhikri: Kuch khane ko do
Santat:TAMATR KHAO
Bhi :Roti do baba
s: TAMATR KHAO
Bhi:TamAtr hi khila do
Wife:Ye Totla h,
Keh rAhe h KAMAKAR KHAO

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Santa:Kya tumhari underwear me chhed hai? Banta:nahi to!!!
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Santa:to phir tu usme tange kaise dalta hai????

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

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Santa attending a interview in a software company.

Interviewer: Do u knw MS Office?

SANTA:Give the address. I ll find out where it is.

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Santa & Banta r discussing

Santa:- If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep!


Banta:- With me it's the Opposite. If I sleep i can't drink Coffee.

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Santa: My computer going CRAZY.

Banta: Why? Whats Wrong?

Santa: I dont have Keyboard but it still gives a "KEYBOARD ERROR"

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SANTA got a sms 4rm his galfriend dat
I MISS U
Socho Samu ne kya reply diya hoga?
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I MR. U