santa banta joks

Boss: Ek acha mirror leke aao jisme mujhe mera face dikayi de

Santa: Boss nhi mila me sab dukan me gya par sab me mera hi
face dikhayi diya

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Santa n Banta in a coffi house
S:-jaldi pi coffi tandi ho jayegi

B:-to kya hoga

S:-bewkhuf menu card dekh Hot coffi-6 Rs Cold coffi-20 Rs.

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Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi us say puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hun, Par woh Mujhe kabhi deta nahi.!

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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use
Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.


Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!

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Santa:Jaldi ek peg do
Ladai hone wali he
Bar tendor:lo
S: jaldi ek or do
ladai hone wali hai
B:lekin ladai kab
hogi?
S:Jab tu paise
mangega.

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T.T. to santa in Train'Ticket batao.
Santa:Ha,Ha,Ye lo.
T.T.:Ye to purani Ticket hai.
Santa: To train kya abhi showroom se nayi nikali hai?

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SANTA opned a petrol pump,
bt not even 1 customer
went dere.
U know Y?


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B'coz he opnd ptrol
pump on second floor.

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1 bar Santa Mumbai ja raha tha.

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Aur wo Mumbai pahunch gaya.

ab kya har baat me Mazak chaiye?

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Santa goes to Petrol Pump,
Reads notice:

DON'T USE MOBILE PHONE HERE.

He calls everyone & says DON'T CALL ME
I am at Petrol Pump.

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Santa: Maine apne bete ka naam America
rakha hai.


Banta:kyu?


Santa: Ma duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me America ka bap hu;-)