santa banta joks

Santa:bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan:40rs
Snta:2rs me chalega?
taximan:2rs me kaun jayega?
Snta:piche baith me leke jata hu..

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Santa: Yaar, kal main bathroom gaya to waha Lion tha
Banta: Phir kya Hua?
Santa: Kuch nhi, main kha,tum kar lo
Meri to waise hi Nikal gayi

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Santa comes to school with 1 black and 1 white shoe. Teacher - Go home and change.
Santa- sir, ghar me bhi ek black aur white hi hai.!

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What's the difference between Bus & Cycle??
Santa:- Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jaata Par Cycle ka stand humesha Cycle ke sath jata hai.

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Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena."
Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de."

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Santa: darling aaj barsat ka din hai, koi aisi romantic baat kaho ki mere pair jamin pe na rahe,
wife: darling fansi laga lo.

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Santa- Mujh se Wada Kar Ki Teri Biwi Ki Pahli Kiss Mujhe Lene Dega,
Banta- Wada, Par Meri Bhi Ek Shart Hai?
Santa- Bol kya?
Banta- Main Shadi Teri Bahan Se krunga.. Cust:Ye Bakra Kitne Ka H?

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Santa:Maine khat likha tha k meri shadi pr ana,tum q ni aye?
Banta:Mujhe khat nahi mila
Santa:Maine likha tha ki khat mile ya na mile tum zarur ana.

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Santa-"teri biwi tujhe bartan se marti hai phir bhi tu khush kaise hai?"
Banta-"jab uska nisana lag jata hai to wo khush, nahi lagne pe mai khush"

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Santa: Are yaar light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do,
Banta: lo kar di na bewkufo jaisi baat, Santa: Kyo???
Banta: Fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.