santa banta joks

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain

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Santa made a call to the airport.
Asked,How long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receiptionist: One second sir.
Santa:OK, Thnk u.

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Santa said something in Banta's ear, and Banta died.
Take a wild guess,
what did he say...?
!!!..."Dhishkiyaon"..!!!

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Banta: Aj party kis khusi me?
Santa: Meri scuter kho gayi.
Banta: To!
Santa: Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha warna me bi gum ho jata

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Santa asked Banta:"yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyu dekhta rehta hai."
Banta:"yaar kuchh bijli unki bhi kharch hone do

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Santa:yaar me mobile kharid ke barbaad hogaya
Banta:kyon
S:baar baar kehta hai batterylo battrylo
abtak 100 battery kharid chuka hu

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Santa Driving on d
wrong side of one way
road,
&

He Became Upset &
said
shit,


I think I am late to

the Function

all are coming back.

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SAnta: Whts d guarantee 4 dis mirror ?

Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100th floor, d mirror will not break till 99th !

Santa:WOW ! Pack it

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
B:Jokes ah.
s:no,.This is My India .

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