santa banta joks

Santa buys a new pressure cooker& nxt day he rtrns it
Shopkeepr-Y r U retrnng it?
Santa-Gharme jawn beti he, or y sala seeti bajata h

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Santa train ki patri pr so gya

Banta-Train ayegi to mar jayega
Santa-Plane uper se gujar gya
kuch nhi huwa to train kya chez he

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Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko chhed Diya.


Ladki-Tumhare Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?




Santa- kya pata me to subah se Ghar se Bahar Hu!

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Train Chali santa aaya or Dibbe me Chad gya
TT bola-Q TAAU?Dikta nahi.
Ladies Compt.hai?
Santa:-Sorry yar!
manu Laga aap Mard Ho

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Santa Bcom Driver of Train

D 1st Train Driven by him was 8hrs late bcoz he stoped at every Fatak & ask Amritsar k lia Ahi line jati hai kya

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SANTA MUJRA Dekne Gya

SariRat Mujra Dekha
MujreWali Ne kha
SAAB Humne Apko KHUSH kia
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH kro

SANTA Utha

Or




NACHNE Laga..

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Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k


Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)

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Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta:Kya hua,ro kyu rahe ho?
Santa:Yar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pe raha tha uska naam yaad nahi raha

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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason

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Santa yaar uth bhukam aa rha hai, sara ghar hil rha hai.
Banta:-soja soja ghar girega to makan malkin ka hum to kirayedar hai