santa banta joks

Santa Singh tezi se daudta aaya aur clinic me daakhil hua,
mujhe bacha lo doctor sahab,
main marnewala hoon.
Doctor: Tumhe kaise pata chala?
Santa Singh: Do saal pehle maine jeevanbhar kaam aanewala pen kharida tha,
aaj wo achanak tut gaya.

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SANTA:Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis. Santa Jumps Frm50th Flor
35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son
20Flr:I m Not Marrid
&
3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta

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Santa: ooji gaddi badi changi, hai kya naam hai is gaddi ka?
LADY: I don't remember the name but it starts with "T".
Santa: wahji apki gaddi to kamal ki hai jo TEA se shuru hoti hai. humari gaddi to petrol se hi start hoti hai.

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Santa: Wo ladki shayad behri hai lagta hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, wo kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Maine kaha I Luv U, to wo boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hai'

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Santa roz apni x girl friend ke ghar ke samne Potty karta tha,
x girl friend: aisa kyu karte ho?
Santa: tumhe ye batane ke liye ki tumhare Pyar ke bina mai bhukha nahi mar raha hu.

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Teachr-tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa -shaadi
teacher- nahi,mera mtlab h ki tum bade hokar kya banoge.
Santa- "PAPA"

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Zamindar: Agar Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Sham Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zamen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..!
Santa : Hamare Paas Bhi Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi.

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Santa in train: Yaar raat bhar nind nahi aayi Upar ki sit mili thi.
Banta:to exchange kar leta?
Santa:kis se karta,niche koi b nahi tha!

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Santa Driving on d wrong side of "one way road", &

He became Upset &
said "Shit, I think i am late to the Function.
All are going back"

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Santa-Beta Tujhe History Me Kam Marks Q Mile.?
Pappu -Papa,Teacher Woh Sawaal puchti hai,
Jab Main Paida B nahi hua tha