santa banta joks

Santa: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Banta:kyu?
Santa:Baar Baar dikhaata hai"BATTERY LOW
Ab tak 56 battery lechuka Hun.

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Santa to Airhsts:Aap Ki Surat Meri Biwi Se Milti Hai
Airhsts Ne Zordar Thapad Mara
Santa:Kamal Hai! Aadatein Bhi Milti Hai!

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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....!

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Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!
Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye,
kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot,
main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

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Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham k 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon,
sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Santa- 'sala kal raat 3 ghanta picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch scenes dikaha na awaz sunai di'
Banta- 'movie ka naam kya tha?'
Santa- 'NO DISC INSERTED'

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santa k ghar ek din sasural wale aye
biwi ne santa ko kaha ki jao aur mahemano k liye kuch lekar aao.
santa bahar gaya aur taxi le kar aa gaya.

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Santa was seated In A cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting?
santa:oye yaar, i m waiting for highlights