santa banta joks

Daku-Tera Naam?
Lady-Rita
Daku-Rita Meri Behen Ka Naam He,
Ja Tuje Maaf Kia.
Aur Tera?
Santa-Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje RITA Kehte He!

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Banta Sing ko kese Pehchannenge:
1)Puts lipstick on the forehead B'Coz he wants to make up his mind.
2)Booked the Hotel nd sleep on Footpath

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Santa Titanic k sath dub raha tha,Par has raha tha
Man:Oye,Kyu has rahe ho?
Santa:Shukr he mene return tickt nai kharida varna waste hota!

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Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.

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Santa-Maine apni biwi ko 12th karaya, BA karaya, MA karaya, or USki naukri bi lagvayi.

Banta: Abkoi acchasa ladka dekhkar saadi bi kara de

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Santa Was Inserting
Dog's Tail Into Pipe!!
Banta-Oye,Kutte ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti.Santa-Idiot,Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.

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Santa: Tumse Shadi Karke Mujhe Bahut Bada Fayda Hua Hai..!

Wife:Woh Kya..?

Santa: Mujhe Mere Gunaho ki Saza Jite-Ji Hi Mil Gae..!;)

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Santa Gana Ga Rha Tha-
"Aaj Main Upar
Aasma Niche"
To Banta Ne Santa Ko Bahut Mara,
Bolo Kyun?
Kyu Ki Aasma Abdul Ki biwi ka nam tha!!

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santa library me 2-3
ghante book pad k
bola. SO BORING. So
many characters but no
story.
Librarian : santa ji
this is telephone
directory...

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Banta:Truck dekh kar
Tum kaanpate kyo ho?
Santa:1 Truck driver
Meri Biwi lekar bhaag
gaya tha,har baar
lagta hai jaise usko
wapas karne aya