Santa Banta

Teacher- Write ur friend's name in English.

Santa wrote-
"Sunlight.."

Sir-Whats This??

Santa- Sir,Uska naam Suraj Prakash hai...!

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Santa & Banta railway station par
Santa: Kya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu?
Enquiry Man: Nahi
Banta: Kya main ja sakta hu.?

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Santa-You know I can see with my eyes closed too!
Banta-Really! What can you see!

Santa- Darkness!

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Banta: Aj party kis khusi me?

Santa: Meri scuter kho gayi.

Banta: To!

Santa: Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha
warna me bi gum ho jata..

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Banta: Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talab ka pani ghus gaya hay....

Santa: Oye, kyon jhoot
bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to mere paas hey.

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SANTA ne apni sagaai tod di
kyunki
ladki 'kunwari' thi"
SANTA bola- Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui vo meri kya hogi

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Santa:kal mere pitaji kuwe me gir gae aur
zor zorse chillate rahe
Banta:Ab kaise hai?
Santa:Ab teek honge kal se kuwe se koi aawaz nahi ayi.

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Santa:Yar banta tere ghar me'LATRIN' bani hai kya?

Banta:Ha bani hai.Aur tere ghar me.

Santa:Nahi yaar mere ghar to DAAL CHAAVAL bane hain

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Santa: 1+1=3 karna ho to kya kare?
Banta: simple yaar dono ki shadi karva do.
Santa: 1+1=11 karna ho to?
Banta: to dono ka nikaah karva do.

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Santa Ne god Se Pucha

Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

God Ne Jawab Diya
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.