santa banta joks

Santa and Banta are
discussing.
Santa: If i drink
Coffee, I cant sleep.
Banta: With me its the
opposite. If I sleep I
cant drink the Coffee.

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Santa: Exam se
gabhara na mat tu sher
ka puttar hai
Beta: ji papa teacher
bhi yahi bolti he ki
tu kisi jaanwar ki hi
aulaad hai.

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?


Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!





Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe

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Santa duble deckar bus me upar ja baitha
jaise hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
condctr-niche kyu aye
Santa-oye upar driver nhi he ..

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Santa:yar badi mushkil mein hun Meri biwi mujhse 1 pappi\kiss ka 1 rupee leti hai
Banta:yaar tu lucky hai,auron se to wo 5 leti hai

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Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business & got huge Losses. Do u know what the
business was?
.
.
.

.


He opened a Saloon in Punjab!!!!!!

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Maths teacher was
teaching mathematical
conversions
Teacher: If 1000kgs =
Ton. then, for 3000kgs
= how much?
Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!

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Santa is buying movie
tickets again & again.
Finally the ticket
seller asked "y?"
Santa: Some fool
standin near d door &
tearin my tickets.

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Santa was shopping in
a store.


SALESMAN: Sir, would
you like to use a
pocket calculator?


Snta: No thanks. I
know how many pockets
I have

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Santa: Me tere liye
rishta le kar aaya hu.
Ladki B.COM he!
Banta- 'Com' to jo
marji ho.
Par Ladki GRADUATE
honi chahiye!