Santa ki sister ko daku utha le gaye.
Logo ne kaha ki daku khatrnak h khali hath mat jana.
Fir hona kya tha
Santa dhai kilo aam le gaya
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santa roj subah ped ki
daali pe chadh k baith
jaata tha...
Poocho Q..?
Kyun ki MBA karke woh
apne aap ko Branch
Manager samjta tha...!
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Santa :are shamko ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta :dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa :are me tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha...
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Santa:Do you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok!Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple Yar.NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
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BUSH-tuje swiming ata hai?
Santa-nhi
B-tere se to kutte ache jo swim kr lete he
S-tuje swiming ata he
B-ya
S-fir tere aur kutte me kya farq.
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Banta=Ye roz tu Kise baat karta he
Santa=Priyanka Chopra se
Banta=Ky sachi,Kya bola usne
Santa=Kamine agli br Call kiya to Police me dedungi
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Santa was chatting with his Girl Friend
GF: Its so boring dear
Santa: Shall I send one non-veg msg
GF: OK
Santa: I am eating fish...!!
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Santa ki maut bijli
girne se ho gayi,
Par uski lash
muskurate hui mili,
Bhagwan ne pucha aisa
q
Pappu- "Menu laga koi
PHOTO khinch raha he".
~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~
Santa becom Train Driver
The first train driven by him Was
5hrs. Late
y?
bcoz vo har fatak par ruk ke puch rha tha k ye rasta Delhi ja rha h
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Santa was beating his
son
Wife:Q mar rahe ho?
Santa:Iske cell pe
Phone kiya to 1 ladki
boli-"Da person U r
trying 2 reach is
currently buzy!
Logo ne kaha ki daku khatrnak h khali hath mat jana.
Fir hona kya tha
Santa dhai kilo aam le gaya
~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~
santa roj subah ped ki
daali pe chadh k baith
jaata tha...
Poocho Q..?
Kyun ki MBA karke woh
apne aap ko Branch
Manager samjta tha...!
~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~
Santa :are shamko ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta :dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa :are me tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha...
~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~
Santa:Do you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok!Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple Yar.NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~
BUSH-tuje swiming ata hai?
Santa-nhi
B-tere se to kutte ache jo swim kr lete he
S-tuje swiming ata he
B-ya
S-fir tere aur kutte me kya farq.
~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~
Banta=Ye roz tu Kise baat karta he
Santa=Priyanka Chopra se
Banta=Ky sachi,Kya bola usne
Santa=Kamine agli br Call kiya to Police me dedungi
~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~
Santa was chatting with his Girl Friend
GF: Its so boring dear
Santa: Shall I send one non-veg msg
GF: OK
Santa: I am eating fish...!!
~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~
Santa ki maut bijli
girne se ho gayi,
Par uski lash
muskurate hui mili,
Bhagwan ne pucha aisa
q
Pappu- "Menu laga koi
PHOTO khinch raha he".
~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~
Santa becom Train Driver
The first train driven by him Was
5hrs. Late
y?
bcoz vo har fatak par ruk ke puch rha tha k ye rasta Delhi ja rha h
~~~~~=====www.smsxx.blogspot.com=====~~~~
Santa was beating his
son
Wife:Q mar rahe ho?
Santa:Iske cell pe
Phone kiya to 1 ladki
boli-"Da person U r
trying 2 reach is
currently buzy!
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