RAAT AUR DIN film song

Aawara aye mere dil - Download

Aawara aye mere dil (lata) - Download

Dil ki girah khol do(Lata Mannadey) - Download

Jagat mein (Bhupinder) - Download

Jeena humko raas na aaya - Download

Na chhedo kal ke afsane - Download

Phool sa chehra - Download

Raat aur din (Lata) - Download

Raat aur din (Mukesh) - Download

Kaala sona film song

01 - Tak zum nacho nashe - Download

02 - Koi aaya aane bhi de - Download

03 - Sun sun qasam se - Download

04 - Ek bar jan-e-jana - Download

ANJAAN RAHEEN film song

GANA TO BAHANA HAI - Download

KISKE SEENE PAR - Download

MUJHE NAHIN POOCHHNI - Download

WE LOVE SUNDAY - Download

APRADH Song

Ae Naujawan Hai Sab - Download

Ass-Salam Al Ghulam - Download

Hamare Siva Tumhare Aur - Download

Tum Ho Haseen - Download

Tum Mile - Download

15 Pyasi shaam

01 - Yeh kaisa gham sajna - Download

02 - Awara majhi jayega kahan - Download

03 - Duniya mein dilwale honge - Download

04 - Yaaro mera saath nibhao - Download

EK PAHELI

MERA TUMHARA SAATH - Download

santa banta joks

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain

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Santa made a call to the airport.
Asked,How long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receiptionist: One second sir.
Santa:OK, Thnk u.

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Santa said something in Banta's ear, and Banta died.
Take a wild guess,
what did he say...?
!!!..."Dhishkiyaon"..!!!

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Banta: Aj party kis khusi me?
Santa: Meri scuter kho gayi.
Banta: To!
Santa: Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha warna me bi gum ho jata

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Santa asked Banta:"yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyu dekhta rehta hai."
Banta:"yaar kuchh bijli unki bhi kharch hone do

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Santa:yaar me mobile kharid ke barbaad hogaya
Banta:kyon
S:baar baar kehta hai batterylo battrylo
abtak 100 battery kharid chuka hu

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Santa Driving on d
wrong side of one way
road,
&

He Became Upset &
said
shit,


I think I am late to

the Function

all are coming back.

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SAnta: Whts d guarantee 4 dis mirror ?

Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100th floor, d mirror will not break till 99th !

Santa:WOW ! Pack it

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
B:Jokes ah.
s:no,.This is My India .

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santa banta joks

Santa Singh tezi se daudta aaya aur clinic me daakhil hua,
mujhe bacha lo doctor sahab,
main marnewala hoon.
Doctor: Tumhe kaise pata chala?
Santa Singh: Do saal pehle maine jeevanbhar kaam aanewala pen kharida tha,
aaj wo achanak tut gaya.

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SANTA:Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis. Santa Jumps Frm50th Flor
35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son
20Flr:I m Not Marrid
&
3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta

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Santa: ooji gaddi badi changi, hai kya naam hai is gaddi ka?
LADY: I don't remember the name but it starts with "T".
Santa: wahji apki gaddi to kamal ki hai jo TEA se shuru hoti hai. humari gaddi to petrol se hi start hoti hai.

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Santa: Wo ladki shayad behri hai lagta hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, wo kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Maine kaha I Luv U, to wo boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hai'

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Santa roz apni x girl friend ke ghar ke samne Potty karta tha,
x girl friend: aisa kyu karte ho?
Santa: tumhe ye batane ke liye ki tumhare Pyar ke bina mai bhukha nahi mar raha hu.

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Teachr-tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa -shaadi
teacher- nahi,mera mtlab h ki tum bade hokar kya banoge.
Santa- "PAPA"

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Zamindar: Agar Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Sham Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zamen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..!
Santa : Hamare Paas Bhi Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi.

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Santa in train: Yaar raat bhar nind nahi aayi Upar ki sit mili thi.
Banta:to exchange kar leta?
Santa:kis se karta,niche koi b nahi tha!

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Santa Driving on d wrong side of "one way road", &

He became Upset &
said "Shit, I think i am late to the Function.
All are going back"

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Santa-Beta Tujhe History Me Kam Marks Q Mile.?
Pappu -Papa,Teacher Woh Sawaal puchti hai,
Jab Main Paida B nahi hua tha

santa banta joks

Santa:bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan:40rs
Snta:2rs me chalega?
taximan:2rs me kaun jayega?
Snta:piche baith me leke jata hu..

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Santa: Yaar, kal main bathroom gaya to waha Lion tha
Banta: Phir kya Hua?
Santa: Kuch nhi, main kha,tum kar lo
Meri to waise hi Nikal gayi

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Santa comes to school with 1 black and 1 white shoe. Teacher - Go home and change.
Santa- sir, ghar me bhi ek black aur white hi hai.!

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What's the difference between Bus & Cycle??
Santa:- Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jaata Par Cycle ka stand humesha Cycle ke sath jata hai.

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Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena."
Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de."

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Santa: darling aaj barsat ka din hai, koi aisi romantic baat kaho ki mere pair jamin pe na rahe,
wife: darling fansi laga lo.

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Santa- Mujh se Wada Kar Ki Teri Biwi Ki Pahli Kiss Mujhe Lene Dega,
Banta- Wada, Par Meri Bhi Ek Shart Hai?
Santa- Bol kya?
Banta- Main Shadi Teri Bahan Se krunga.. Cust:Ye Bakra Kitne Ka H?

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Santa:Maine khat likha tha k meri shadi pr ana,tum q ni aye?
Banta:Mujhe khat nahi mila
Santa:Maine likha tha ki khat mile ya na mile tum zarur ana.

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Santa-"teri biwi tujhe bartan se marti hai phir bhi tu khush kaise hai?"
Banta-"jab uska nisana lag jata hai to wo khush, nahi lagne pe mai khush"

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Santa: Are yaar light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do,
Banta: lo kar di na bewkufo jaisi baat, Santa: Kyo???
Banta: Fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.

santa banta joks

Santa: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Banta:kyu?
Santa:Baar Baar dikhaata hai"BATTERY LOW
Ab tak 56 battery lechuka Hun.

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Santa to Airhsts:Aap Ki Surat Meri Biwi Se Milti Hai
Airhsts Ne Zordar Thapad Mara
Santa:Kamal Hai! Aadatein Bhi Milti Hai!

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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....!

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Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!
Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye,
kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot,
main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

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Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham k 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon,
sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Santa- 'sala kal raat 3 ghanta picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch scenes dikaha na awaz sunai di'
Banta- 'movie ka naam kya tha?'
Santa- 'NO DISC INSERTED'

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santa k ghar ek din sasural wale aye
biwi ne santa ko kaha ki jao aur mahemano k liye kuch lekar aao.
santa bahar gaya aur taxi le kar aa gaya.

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Santa was seated In A cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting?
santa:oye yaar, i m waiting for highlights

santa banta joks

Santa buys a new pressure cooker& nxt day he rtrns it
Shopkeepr-Y r U retrnng it?
Santa-Gharme jawn beti he, or y sala seeti bajata h

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Santa train ki patri pr so gya

Banta-Train ayegi to mar jayega
Santa-Plane uper se gujar gya
kuch nhi huwa to train kya chez he

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Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko chhed Diya.


Ladki-Tumhare Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?




Santa- kya pata me to subah se Ghar se Bahar Hu!

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Train Chali santa aaya or Dibbe me Chad gya
TT bola-Q TAAU?Dikta nahi.
Ladies Compt.hai?
Santa:-Sorry yar!
manu Laga aap Mard Ho

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Santa Bcom Driver of Train

D 1st Train Driven by him was 8hrs late bcoz he stoped at every Fatak & ask Amritsar k lia Ahi line jati hai kya

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SANTA MUJRA Dekne Gya

SariRat Mujra Dekha
MujreWali Ne kha
SAAB Humne Apko KHUSH kia
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH kro

SANTA Utha

Or




NACHNE Laga..

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Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k


Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)

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Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta:Kya hua,ro kyu rahe ho?
Santa:Yar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pe raha tha uska naam yaad nahi raha

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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason

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Santa yaar uth bhukam aa rha hai, sara ghar hil rha hai.
Banta:-soja soja ghar girega to makan malkin ka hum to kirayedar hai

santa banta joks

police:Aap ko thodi der me phansi di jayegi.aap ki koi aakhri khwahish hai?
Santa:Plz mere sar Niche aur pair upar karke phansi dijiye

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Santa- Beta Tujhe History Me Kam Marks Q Mile.?
Pappu - Papa,Teacher Woh Sawaal puchti hai,
Jab Main Paida B nahi hua tha,

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Bhikri: Kuch khane ko do
Santat:TAMATR KHAO
Bhi :Roti do baba
s: TAMATR KHAO
Bhi:TamAtr hi khila do
Wife:Ye Totla h,
Keh rAhe h KAMAKAR KHAO

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Santa:Kya tumhari underwear me chhed hai? Banta:nahi to!!!
........
........
........
Santa:to phir tu usme tange kaise dalta hai????

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

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Santa attending a interview in a software company.

Interviewer: Do u knw MS Office?

SANTA:Give the address. I ll find out where it is.

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Santa & Banta r discussing

Santa:- If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep!


Banta:- With me it's the Opposite. If I sleep i can't drink Coffee.

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Santa: My computer going CRAZY.

Banta: Why? Whats Wrong?

Santa: I dont have Keyboard but it still gives a "KEYBOARD ERROR"

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SANTA got a sms 4rm his galfriend dat
I MISS U
Socho Samu ne kya reply diya hoga?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I MR. U

santa banta joks

Santa:Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya aur abhi tak dadhi-mooch nahi aayi???



Banta:Yaar main apni Maa par gaya hu.....

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Santa:Jaldi 1peg do ladai hone wali hai
BarTendor:lo.
Snta:1aur,ladai hone wali hai
BarTndr:lekin ladai kab hogi?
Snta:jab tu paise mangega.

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Police:Tumhara dost kese mara?


Santa:pata nhi,wo bola

"mere pet me chuhe kud rhe he"


To mene use chuhe marne ki DAWA khila di

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Santa ka ladka: i'm a complan boy.

santa ki ladki: i'm a complan
girl.

santa: sala paida mene kiya or
naam kisi or ka le rahe hai

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Santa Translation:
1.Me AAm Admi nAhi ho-im Nt a MAngo MAn
2.Muje b English Ati h-Eng comes to me Also
3.Do Aur do ChAr-Give And Give Four

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snta ws kising a blnk papr
bnta:ye kya hai?
snta:meri grlfrnd ka lovlttr hai.
bnta:magr ye 2 khali hai?
snta:ajkal hmri batchit band hai

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Sardar-Yaar mujhe tere ko phone karna tha par mai tera numbar hi bhul gya




Sardar2-Are,to tu mujhko phone kar k puch leta na

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Teacher: Is line ki english banao,"usne apna kam kiya or karta hi gaya"
Santa: He done his work and dan dana dan dan.. dan dana dan dan.

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi

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Santa 2 Dr.khanna:Mujhe 1problem hai
shrm:Kya?
Santa:Baat karte waqt admi dikhai nahi deta
Dr:Aisa kab hota hai?
Santa:Phone karte waqt

santa banta joks

Daku-Tera Naam?
Lady-Rita
Daku-Rita Meri Behen Ka Naam He,
Ja Tuje Maaf Kia.
Aur Tera?
Santa-Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje RITA Kehte He!

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Banta Sing ko kese Pehchannenge:
1)Puts lipstick on the forehead B'Coz he wants to make up his mind.
2)Booked the Hotel nd sleep on Footpath

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Santa Titanic k sath dub raha tha,Par has raha tha
Man:Oye,Kyu has rahe ho?
Santa:Shukr he mene return tickt nai kharida varna waste hota!

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Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.

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Santa-Maine apni biwi ko 12th karaya, BA karaya, MA karaya, or USki naukri bi lagvayi.

Banta: Abkoi acchasa ladka dekhkar saadi bi kara de

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Santa Was Inserting
Dog's Tail Into Pipe!!
Banta-Oye,Kutte ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti.Santa-Idiot,Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.

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Santa: Tumse Shadi Karke Mujhe Bahut Bada Fayda Hua Hai..!

Wife:Woh Kya..?

Santa: Mujhe Mere Gunaho ki Saza Jite-Ji Hi Mil Gae..!;)

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Santa Gana Ga Rha Tha-
"Aaj Main Upar
Aasma Niche"
To Banta Ne Santa Ko Bahut Mara,
Bolo Kyun?
Kyu Ki Aasma Abdul Ki biwi ka nam tha!!

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santa library me 2-3
ghante book pad k
bola. SO BORING. So
many characters but no
story.
Librarian : santa ji
this is telephone
directory...

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Banta:Truck dekh kar
Tum kaanpate kyo ho?
Santa:1 Truck driver
Meri Biwi lekar bhaag
gaya tha,har baar
lagta hai jaise usko
wapas karne aya

santa banta joks

Santa and Banta are
discussing.
Santa: If i drink
Coffee, I cant sleep.
Banta: With me its the
opposite. If I sleep I
cant drink the Coffee.

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Santa: Exam se
gabhara na mat tu sher
ka puttar hai
Beta: ji papa teacher
bhi yahi bolti he ki
tu kisi jaanwar ki hi
aulaad hai.

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?


Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!





Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe

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Santa duble deckar bus me upar ja baitha
jaise hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
condctr-niche kyu aye
Santa-oye upar driver nhi he ..

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Santa:yar badi mushkil mein hun Meri biwi mujhse 1 pappi\kiss ka 1 rupee leti hai
Banta:yaar tu lucky hai,auron se to wo 5 leti hai

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Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business & got huge Losses. Do u know what the
business was?
.
.
.

.


He opened a Saloon in Punjab!!!!!!

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Maths teacher was
teaching mathematical
conversions
Teacher: If 1000kgs =
Ton. then, for 3000kgs
= how much?
Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!

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Santa is buying movie
tickets again & again.
Finally the ticket
seller asked "y?"
Santa: Some fool
standin near d door &
tearin my tickets.

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Santa was shopping in
a store.


SALESMAN: Sir, would
you like to use a
pocket calculator?


Snta: No thanks. I
know how many pockets
I have

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Santa: Me tere liye
rishta le kar aaya hu.
Ladki B.COM he!
Banta- 'Com' to jo
marji ho.
Par Ladki GRADUATE
honi chahiye!

santa banta joks

Santa Train Ki Patri
Pe So Gaya..

1Admi-
Train Aayegi To Mar
Jayega.

Santa-
Plane Upar Se Gaya To
Kuch Nahi Hua To Train
Kya Chiz Hai...

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Santa ki amma mar gayi. 2-4 aadmi bole-amma hamein bi le jati apne saath.
Santa bola chup ho jao kamino,amma kya TATA SUMO karke gyi hai.

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Dr.:Medical Report ye
He Ki aapki
KIDNY Fail Ho Chuki
He.
Santa:Salle..Juthe..Me
ri KIDNY Kabhi Exam
dene Nahi Gyi
To Fir Fail Kese huy

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Santa road Pe
Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha
Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa-Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni K.M Chalta he.

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SANTA wisky de ke wife se bola
Le pee isko
Wife peekar: Shee!
Kitni kadvi hai.
SANTA: Aur tu kya Sochti hai k mai roz
aish karta hun....

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Santa:Doctor,ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor:Ye mera pehla operation hai
success hua to mere liye,nahi to tumhare liye.
Gud mrng

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Man-Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar H
Santa-Muje Uska Naam Pata H
M-Kya Naam He
S-Wo BANK Me Kaam Karti H
Uske Counter Pe Naam Likha Tha
CHALU khata

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Bus accident
A man crying O! my
hand was cut down
"santa:y r u crying
Control urself Dont
cry.C that man,He has
lost his head n very
silent

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SANTA wanted to make a STD call to Delhi,
He wanted to save money
So what did he do! Simple,
He went to Delhi and made a local call.
-:)

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Maths Teacher-If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket &
1000Rs In Other
Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Santa-I Think Aaj
Galti Se Papa Ki Pant
Pahen li!

santa banta joks

Santa ki sister ko daku utha le gaye.
Logo ne kaha ki daku khatrnak h khali hath mat jana.
Fir hona kya tha

Santa dhai kilo aam le gaya

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santa roj subah ped ki
daali pe chadh k baith
jaata tha...

Poocho Q..?

Kyun ki MBA karke woh
apne aap ko Branch
Manager samjta tha...!

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Santa :are shamko ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?

Banta :dikhta nahi ye kutta he?

Santa :are me tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha...

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Santa:Do you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok!Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple Yar.NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

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BUSH-tuje swiming ata hai?
Santa-nhi
B-tere se to kutte ache jo swim kr lete he
S-tuje swiming ata he
B-ya
S-fir tere aur kutte me kya farq.

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Banta=Ye roz tu Kise baat karta he
Santa=Priyanka Chopra se
Banta=Ky sachi,Kya bola usne
Santa=Kamine agli br Call kiya to Police me dedungi

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Santa was chatting with his Girl Friend

GF: Its so boring dear

Santa: Shall I send one non-veg msg
GF: OK
Santa: I am eating fish...!!

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Santa ki maut bijli
girne se ho gayi,
Par uski lash
muskurate hui mili,
Bhagwan ne pucha aisa
q
Pappu- "Menu laga koi
PHOTO khinch raha he".

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Santa becom Train Driver
The first train driven by him Was
5hrs. Late
y?
bcoz vo har fatak par ruk ke puch rha tha k ye rasta Delhi ja rha h

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Santa was beating his
son
Wife:Q mar rahe ho?
Santa:Iske cell pe
Phone kiya to 1 ladki
boli-"Da person U r
trying 2 reach is
currently buzy!

santa banta joks

Boss: Ek acha mirror leke aao jisme mujhe mera face dikayi de

Santa: Boss nhi mila me sab dukan me gya par sab me mera hi
face dikhayi diya

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Santa n Banta in a coffi house
S:-jaldi pi coffi tandi ho jayegi

B:-to kya hoga

S:-bewkhuf menu card dekh Hot coffi-6 Rs Cold coffi-20 Rs.

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Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi us say puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hun, Par woh Mujhe kabhi deta nahi.!

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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use
Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.


Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!

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Santa:Jaldi ek peg do
Ladai hone wali he
Bar tendor:lo
S: jaldi ek or do
ladai hone wali hai
B:lekin ladai kab
hogi?
S:Jab tu paise
mangega.

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T.T. to santa in Train'Ticket batao.
Santa:Ha,Ha,Ye lo.
T.T.:Ye to purani Ticket hai.
Santa: To train kya abhi showroom se nayi nikali hai?

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SANTA opned a petrol pump,
bt not even 1 customer
went dere.
U know Y?


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B'coz he opnd ptrol
pump on second floor.

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1 bar Santa Mumbai ja raha tha.

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to?


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Aur wo Mumbai pahunch gaya.

ab kya har baat me Mazak chaiye?

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Santa goes to Petrol Pump,
Reads notice:

DON'T USE MOBILE PHONE HERE.

He calls everyone & says DON'T CALL ME
I am at Petrol Pump.

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Santa: Maine apne bete ka naam America
rakha hai.


Banta:kyu?


Santa: Ma duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me America ka bap hu;-)

Santa Banta

Teacher- Write ur friend's name in English.

Santa wrote-
"Sunlight.."

Sir-Whats This??

Santa- Sir,Uska naam Suraj Prakash hai...!

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Santa & Banta railway station par
Santa: Kya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu?
Enquiry Man: Nahi
Banta: Kya main ja sakta hu.?

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Santa-You know I can see with my eyes closed too!
Banta-Really! What can you see!

Santa- Darkness!

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Banta: Aj party kis khusi me?

Santa: Meri scuter kho gayi.

Banta: To!

Santa: Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha
warna me bi gum ho jata..

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Banta: Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talab ka pani ghus gaya hay....

Santa: Oye, kyon jhoot
bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to mere paas hey.

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SANTA ne apni sagaai tod di
kyunki
ladki 'kunwari' thi"
SANTA bola- Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui vo meri kya hogi

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Santa:kal mere pitaji kuwe me gir gae aur
zor zorse chillate rahe
Banta:Ab kaise hai?
Santa:Ab teek honge kal se kuwe se koi aawaz nahi ayi.

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Santa:Yar banta tere ghar me'LATRIN' bani hai kya?

Banta:Ha bani hai.Aur tere ghar me.

Santa:Nahi yaar mere ghar to DAAL CHAAVAL bane hain

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Santa: 1+1=3 karna ho to kya kare?
Banta: simple yaar dono ki shadi karva do.
Santa: 1+1=11 karna ho to?
Banta: to dono ka nikaah karva do.

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Santa Ne god Se Pucha

Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

God Ne Jawab Diya
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.

Wine, Beers, Whiskey, Rum