sexy joks 6

Khudane Jab Tujhe Banya Hoga
Confusion Ka MoMent Aya Hoga
Kabhi Monkey To Kabhi Donkey Banana Chaha Hoga
End Me Donoka Mix Psand Aya Hoga


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LADY:Saree m agar
1 bhi chhed dikha to saree vaapis kar dungi

DUKANDAAR:Madam,aap "Chhed" dikhaao to sahi,
saree aapko free m de dunga


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Aaj kal ki ladkiya kitni chalak ho gayi hai...


Apna 16 Rs. kilo ka doodh pilaakar
Hamara 220 Rs. kilo ka Ghee nikaal leti hai


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Kid:aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,acha aur kya kaha mummy ne.
Kid:agar wo kameeni na de to sharma ji se le aana.


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Passenger:Yaar yeh koun sa stop hai,
Bus mein jhatke buhat lag rahe hai,
Driver:Salay,bus rukki hui hai,
Tum PATHAN ki goad mei baithe ho