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1st student-yar kal jaldi utha dena exam hai.
2nd studnt-tu mera land pakad ke soja
ye roz mujh se phle uth jata hai.


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Santa Susu Kar Rahatha,

1 Girl Ne Uska Bada Lunnd Dekhato Boli: Wow, I Need It

Santa: Jaldi Se 1 Cup Le Aa, Susu Finish Hone Wali Hai


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Teacher: Bada Kaun Tu Ya Tere Papa?
Santa: Me
Teacher: wo Kaise?
Santa: Mein To Nahi,Par Papa Abhi Tak Mummi Ka Dudh Pitey Hai


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Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady:Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa:Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho skta


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Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo dont

Aur jab gale lage to bolo stop.

2nd day

beti:Mom usne dono ek sath kiya
to maine bola
dont STOP