sexy sms 22

Santa:Me ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga
Banta:Yar tu to bahut mood me lag raha heai
Santa:Nahi yar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai


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Grl:Ye Larke Apna Mobile Paint Me Q Rakhte Hai?
Boy:Kyon K Paint Me Signal Full Aate Hai
Grl:Wo Kasay
Boy:Qyunki Tower Qareeb Hota Hai


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Sardar Road ke side me Susu Kar raha tha.
1 Angrez Ne Pucha:
Yaha Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?
Sardar-Nahi Yaha Khud Hi Pakadna Padta Hai


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Divorce time pati in court:
pati:i am sexualy not satishfied with my wife
patni:haramkhor saraamohalla mujse khush he to tu kaha ka wo hai


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Wife:ek bat bolu par marna nai?
Wif:me pregnant hu
hsbnd:GOOD NEWS, dar kyu rahi thi?
Wif:collage ke dino papa ko btaya tha bdi mar padi