sexy sms 24

Kehte hai:
"aurat k haath me barkat hoti hai!"
bilkul sahi hai
3 inch ki cheez haath me doo to
9 inch ki kar deti hai


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Sharma to milkman:yaar tum 2 din se kyo nahi aye ?
Mman:aap ki bhabhi ki tabeat kharab thi
Sharma:to koi baat nahi,bhains ka doodh le aate


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Ek bar Hathi or Admi dono nange khade the.
Hathi ne man ko dekha or thodi der bad bola..
Tum itni chhoti si Sund se khanna kaise khate ho


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Sardar ka janaza kabar mein pada hai,
Sardar ka janaza kabar mein pada hai,
Haddiyan tak gal gayi par...
Land abhi bhi khada hai


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Patiala ki 2 cheez famus hai 1.Ptatiala peg
2.Patiala salwar
In dono ki khasiat ye hai ki...
1.Chadti jaldi hai
2.Utrti jaldi hai