Girl to boy:
Tum larkay kisi larki me sub se pehlay kya daikhte ho?
Boy:
Yeh to depend karta hai ki larki
aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
In KG class
BOY:
Mujhe malum ho
gaya ki Bacche kaise hote h?
GIRL:
Bas, Mujhe to
ye b malum h ki kaise nahi hote.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Bus me jagah n hone se 1sexy ladki ko 1uncle ne god me bitha liya
thodi der baad ladki zatke sd uthi aur boli ya to usko bithao ya mujko
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Divorce time pati in court:
pati:i am sexualy not satishfied with my wife
patni:haram khor saraa mohalla mujse khush he to tu kaha ka nawa
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Boy: sex me mja to dono ko aata hai fir paise ladke se hi kyu?
Call girl:are bewkuf charge sirf OUT GOING PE LAGTA HAI INCOMING PE NAI.
Tum larkay kisi larki me sub se pehlay kya daikhte ho?
Boy:
Yeh to depend karta hai ki larki
aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
In KG class
BOY:
Mujhe malum ho
gaya ki Bacche kaise hote h?
GIRL:
Bas, Mujhe to
ye b malum h ki kaise nahi hote.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Bus me jagah n hone se 1sexy ladki ko 1uncle ne god me bitha liya
thodi der baad ladki zatke sd uthi aur boli ya to usko bithao ya mujko
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Divorce time pati in court:
pati:i am sexualy not satishfied with my wife
patni:haram khor saraa mohalla mujse khush he to tu kaha ka nawa
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Boy: sex me mja to dono ko aata hai fir paise ladke se hi kyu?
Call girl:are bewkuf charge sirf OUT GOING PE LAGTA HAI INCOMING PE NAI.
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