sexy sms 51

Boy:your slippers look nice!
Girl:if u continue talking like this,my slippers will come 2 my hands!
Boy:oh....then ur skirt is also nice


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sardarni; uff aaj bhi billi ne doodh pee gayi




sardar; kitni bar kaha hai ki BRA pehna karo


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One Boy To Girl: Kitni Kaali Ho Tum.
Girl: Isme Tumhare Baap Ka Kya Gaya?
Boy: Agar Mere Baap Ka Gaya Hota To Tum Itni Kaali Na Hoti...


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SUHAGRAT
WIFE:Piche nai aage dalte hai
Srd:kaise pata
WIFE:Mera frnd mere aage dalta tha
Srdr:tu Chup kar!mera dost mere piche dalta tha


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Sardarni: Me Galti Se Khane K Sath Rumal Bhi Kha Gayi
Sardar: Oye Koi Gal Nahi Apna Bachcha Ayega To Pagdi Pehen K Ayega.

Oye Balle..Bal