sexy sms 54

Girl:meri chut me ungli dalo
2ri b dalo,ab pura hath dalo.
ab dusra hath b dalo aur taali bajao
Boy:nahi bajti
Grl:dekha kitni tight hai


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Kyaa diya kudrat ne jamane ko?
Ek diya ghusane ko, do diya dabane ko,
Par aaj kal ye sab kahan milta hai?
Milta hai sirf hilane ko


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Miranda Condm:Zor ka Jhtka Dhire Se Lge
MRF Condm:Xtra Rubr Xtra Milage
MOOV Condm:Aah se Aaha Tk
IODEX Condom:Andr Tk Jae Aram Dilaye


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Arz kiya hai..
Sardar ka janaza kabar m pada hai
Sardar ka janaza kabar m pada hai
Haddiyan gal gayi,par lun abhi b khada hai


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On Honeymoon d girl found her husband has 1 wooden leg
She msgd 2her mom: My husband has 1 foot
Mom replied:Gr8!Ur Father has only 2 inch