Girls hostel mein cycling karte hue, ladkiya bahut shor macha rahi thi.
Madam: Shor kam karo varna cycle pe phir se "SEAT" lagwa dungi
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Teacher :- Ladkiya shirt ke pocket me mobile Q nahi rakhthi?
Sardaar student :- Sir isliye Q Ki vibrate hone se doodh lassi ban jayega..!
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Wht is the diference betwen secretary & private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR!
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.
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Teacher:ladkiyan kab badi hote hai?
Boys:jab woh bra pahenne lgti hai!
Teacher:ladke kab bade hote hai?
Girls:jab woh bra utarne lgte hai
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Maa-Nalayak, kaha thi
itni raat tak?
Beti-boyfrnd k
saath...
Maa-kar aayi na muh
kala?
Beti-to kya hua maa,
Fair & Lovely hai na
Madam: Shor kam karo varna cycle pe phir se "SEAT" lagwa dungi
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Teacher :- Ladkiya shirt ke pocket me mobile Q nahi rakhthi?
Sardaar student :- Sir isliye Q Ki vibrate hone se doodh lassi ban jayega..!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Wht is the diference betwen secretary & private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR!
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Teacher:ladkiyan kab badi hote hai?
Boys:jab woh bra pahenne lgti hai!
Teacher:ladke kab bade hote hai?
Girls:jab woh bra utarne lgte hai
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Maa-Nalayak, kaha thi
itni raat tak?
Beti-boyfrnd k
saath...
Maa-kar aayi na muh
kala?
Beti-to kya hua maa,
Fair & Lovely hai na
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