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Jaani...

Humse Panga Mat Lena

Kyunki...

Jin Tufano Me Logo K Jhopde Udd Jate Hai...
Un Tufano Me Hum Apni
UnderWear
Sukhate hai!


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Circut apna marrige certificate 1hours se dekh rha tha
Wife ne puchha: tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Circut:Expiry date dekh raha hu!


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Girl (1956): pehla-pehla pyar hai, dil milne ko beqarar hai.
Girl (2008): dusra-tisra pyar hai, aata hai to aaja, nhi to chautha tayar hai!


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What Is Diff. Between Adami & Aurat?
Aurat 1 Hi Aadami Se Bahut Sari Ummeed Karti Hai.
Or Adami Bahut Sari Aurato Se 1 Hi Ummeed Karta Hai


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Bandar Ne Adami Se Puccha Tumme Or Muzme Kya Fark Hai?
Adami Bola Tum Daal Par Uchalte Ho
Or
Main Daal Kar Uchalta Hu