funny joks 1

Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai...
kyonki ek pyaara,
achchha,
smart,
cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai.


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Naari k chakkar mein bhool na jana Yaari,
Jab thokar khaoge to yaad aayegi hamari,
Sudhro varna taklif hogi bhari,
Purush bachao samiti dwara janhit mein jari.


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Arz kiya hai...
Meri Prem kahani ka kya ajib ending tha...
Ezhar-E-Mohabbat kiya tha maine SMS se...
Jo unki shadi tak Pending tha.


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Sir:kal school kyu nhi aaye?
Sonu:kal meri gay ne bachhda diya tha
Sir:Isme kya badi baat hai
Sonu:Badi baat nahi to aap deke dikhaiye


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Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,
magar ek baat rah rah kar satati hai,
ki teri Girl Friend rakhti hai KarwaChauth,
lekin umar meri kyu bad jati hai.


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