funny joks 10

Apple Katata hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aa gaya yaro.....
Joote khata hoon wife se.


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tumko dekha to.... tumko dekha to......
tumko dekha to yeh khayal aya .....
pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!


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Prem to hume bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi,
Taj Mahal to hume bhi banana tha.....
par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.


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tumhari aankhon me ye kya sama hai,
tumhari aankhon me ye kya sama hai,
kya tikh se dhoya nahi kitna kichad jama hai.


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kabhi hausla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhi thand pade.....
hafte me ek baar to nahana hi chahiye.


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