funny joks 8

Khuda kare guum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje, aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker k tung krun logon ko, naam aae tera
Tujhe jute parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera


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Padhe likhe hote ager karte kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota aur pakrte haath haseenon ka.


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Arz kya hai.....
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi.....
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..!


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Jab Baagon me bahar aayegi,
tab hamare SMS ki baucchar aayegi.....
Tanhaiyan to tumhari dur ho jayengi,
Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi?


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Wo kahte hai hum se ki aapka message churaya hua hota hai,
Wo kahte hai hum se ki aapka message churaya hua hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchh to kadar kar lo zalim.....
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai.


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