sexy joks 10

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli
Maine apse shaadi is liye ki taki humare bache ho
is liye nai k mujhe poty khul kar aaye


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Barish me Ladki k gile breasts dekh kar
Boy-Aapki headlight ON ho gaya.
Girl-Tumhe kya?
Boy-Par bijli ka khamba to mera hilta hai..


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wife ko lgi thand
Husband ne nikala Lnd
Lnd ko bhigaya thuk me
dal diya uski ch0t me
phir suru ki choodai DIwALi ki aapko hadik Badhai


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Nangi Ladki ne Bar me Peg ka order dia
Waiter dekhta hi reh gaya
L-Kabhi nangi ladki nahi dekhi?
W:Soch rha hu
tu paise KAHA SE NIKALEGI


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Buddha aur buddhi ne sex karne ka socha

Sex started

Buddhi-daal diya kya?
Buddha-haan daal diya
Buddhi-accha to fir
aaah... aaah...