Teacher:What is the diff. b/w SIX& SEX?
Student:Ball "Upar" utha ke maroge to SIX, Or Ball "Daba" ke "Neeche" Maroge to SEX!!
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Girl: Tumne mujh me aisa kya dekha jo tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai?
Dekhne k liye hi to pyar kia hai
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Shrabi sex kr rha tha.Galti se piche dal diya
Biwi boli:O ji truck galat godam me ja rha hai
shrabi:sali ab bta rhi h jb diesl khatm hogya
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Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar Ke Niche,
Larki Ki Jaan Salwar Ke Niche,
Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Bas Usi Se,
Jo Salwar Khole Khushi se
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Teacher: Hume Machchar ko paida hone se rokna hoga.
Stdnt: Ye nahi ho sakta.
Teacher: Q?
Stdnt: itne chote Condom banana imposible hai
Student:Ball "Upar" utha ke maroge to SIX, Or Ball "Daba" ke "Neeche" Maroge to SEX!!
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Girl: Tumne mujh me aisa kya dekha jo tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai?
Dekhne k liye hi to pyar kia hai
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Shrabi sex kr rha tha.Galti se piche dal diya
Biwi boli:O ji truck galat godam me ja rha hai
shrabi:sali ab bta rhi h jb diesl khatm hogya
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar Ke Niche,
Larki Ki Jaan Salwar Ke Niche,
Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Bas Usi Se,
Jo Salwar Khole Khushi se
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Teacher: Hume Machchar ko paida hone se rokna hoga.
Stdnt: Ye nahi ho sakta.
Teacher: Q?
Stdnt: itne chote Condom banana imposible hai
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