sexy sms 18

Do u know how 'Parachute' got its name
"A girl jumped out of a flight with skirt up
Sardar saw her & said kitna 'Pyara Chuut Hai'


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Kis Kiski Mahfil Me
Kis Kisne Kis Kisko Kiss Kia
1 Hum The Jisne Hr Miss Ko Kiss Kia
1 Tum The Jisne Har Kiss Ko Miss Kia


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Boy:Aunty,why was uncle lying on u last nite?
Aunty:He was checking my temperature
Boy:Did he get it right?
I saw d thermometer leaking


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Father: Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gaye The.
Son: Kya Batau Papa Sab Galat Sangat Ki Wajah Se Hua
6Dost, 6Beer Aur Unme Se 5 Pite Nahi


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Saheli:
Raat ko kya hua?
Ladki: Choli uthi,lehanga utha,Khul gayi dori daaman ki,
Us raat to mein Aisi chudi jese Lut gayi Lanka Ravan ki..