sexy sms 19

Wife: muje BRA chhiye paise do..
husb: itne chhote chhote to hai BRA ki kya jarurat hai..
wife: Aapne chaddi li tab maine aisa bola tha


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girl1:mene aaj sapne me dekha muje koi chaku se maar raha he.
girl2: dar mat agar sapne sach hote to muje roz ABORTION karvane padta


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Son: kal papa, Baai ko bed pe leta ke..
Mom: 1 min ruko papa ke samne bolo
sn: papa Baai k sath whi kr rhe the jo uncle apke sath krte he


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Responce during/after SeX:
GIRL FRD-Oh darling maza aa gaya
RANDI-Chal fatafat nipat
PADOSAN-Aate rahena
WIFE-Kal kya sabzi banau


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Bahu: Maaji apka ladka muje kabi Maa nhi bana sakta?
Saas:Tu to bewkuf hai,
agar me B tere sasur k bharose rehti to aaj tu meri bahu na hoti