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Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Mai TALWAAR Hoti Hai
Us Se B Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai


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Suhagrat k time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai to dulhan bhag k parde k peeche chup jati hai,
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police hai


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girls hv 3 kind of sex scenes
1:cry bcoz 1st time is painful
2:laugh bcoz she is enjoying
3:no noise at all. y?bcoz her mouth is enjoying


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In KG class

BOY:
Mujhe malum ho
gaya ki Bachche kaise hote hai?

GIRL:
Bas, Mujhe to
ye b malum hai ki Bachche kaise nahi hote hai


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Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me.. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe.. aha!
Daba daba k.. aha!
Chus chus k .. aha!
.
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Frooti pe rahe thay"