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Viru:Nahi! Basanti in kutto k samne chadi mat utarna
Basanti:Viru dar mat mene chadi pahni hi nahi


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Snta Apni Wife Ko Bola
Aur Dabao or Dabao
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Pappu-Mujhe phone pr dhamkiya mil rahi he

Police-Kon hai wo

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in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya handset bhi katoge