Ganjo ki pant ki jebo mein chhed kyu hone chahiye?
Ans.taaki wo log bhi baalo mein ungliya phirane ka armaan pura kar sake.
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Top Indian milk containers
Namitha: 3.5Lts
Sania: 3Lts
9thara: 2Lts
Trisha: 1Lt
Aishwarya: Sample pack
Shakeela: Family pack
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kanjus biwi ki suhag rat par pati se boli, dhire se thoko mehangai ka jamana hai 6 inch ki is chiz ko umar bhar chalana hai
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Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi
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Santa-sir,Gandhiji k sir par bal kyu nahi the?
Teacher-intelliget admi ki nishani hai
santa-Aacha!!Tabhi ladkio k itne lambe bal hote hai
Ans.taaki wo log bhi baalo mein ungliya phirane ka armaan pura kar sake.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Top Indian milk containers
Namitha: 3.5Lts
Sania: 3Lts
9thara: 2Lts
Trisha: 1Lt
Aishwarya: Sample pack
Shakeela: Family pack
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
kanjus biwi ki suhag rat par pati se boli, dhire se thoko mehangai ka jamana hai 6 inch ki is chiz ko umar bhar chalana hai
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Santa-sir,Gandhiji k sir par bal kyu nahi the?
Teacher-intelliget admi ki nishani hai
santa-Aacha!!Tabhi ladkio k itne lambe bal hote hai
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