Beti ka 2nd time RAPPE hua to MAA boli"Maine tumse kaha tha na aage se dhyan rakho.
Beti:Mene aage dhyan rakha or usne piche se daal diya
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Ek Ladka ek Ladki Se: Main Kunwari Ladkiyon se Sexx nahi karta.
Ladki: Woh kyon?
Ladka: Kyon ki mujhe Khoon-Kharaba Pasand nahi hai
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If Malika acts as Draupati,wat'll Duryodhan say?
Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari
Zara hum b to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari
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Jale hue BREAD aur PREGNANT GIRLFRND mein kya similarity hai?
Dono ko dekh kar AFSOS hota hai ki "Kaash ek MINUTE PEHLE NIKAL LIYA HOTA!"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Gaber-Are o Samba!Kitni goliya hai
Samba=6 sardar
G-Aadmi 3 goliya 6 Bahut nainsafi hai
S=Kahe ki nainsafi
3 Aadmi ki 6 goli hi hoti hai
Beti:Mene aage dhyan rakha or usne piche se daal diya
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Ek Ladka ek Ladki Se: Main Kunwari Ladkiyon se Sexx nahi karta.
Ladki: Woh kyon?
Ladka: Kyon ki mujhe Khoon-Kharaba Pasand nahi hai
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
If Malika acts as Draupati,wat'll Duryodhan say?
Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari
Zara hum b to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Jale hue BREAD aur PREGNANT GIRLFRND mein kya similarity hai?
Dono ko dekh kar AFSOS hota hai ki "Kaash ek MINUTE PEHLE NIKAL LIYA HOTA!"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Gaber-Are o Samba!Kitni goliya hai
Samba=6 sardar
G-Aadmi 3 goliya 6 Bahut nainsafi hai
S=Kahe ki nainsafi
3 Aadmi ki 6 goli hi hoti hai
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