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Thursday, April 15, 2010

sexy sms 47

Hus:Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant?
Wife: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat


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Sardar ko susu krta dekh ladki rasta badal kr jne lgi to
Sardar bola:O madam,Ghabrao mat,Tum jise dar rhi ho Usko maine pakad kar rakha Ha


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Santa ne kitab padhte hue biwi k panty mei haath dala..
Biwi: Sex karna chahte ho?
Santa: Nahi, Page palatne k liye ungli gili karni thi


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Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar deti hain,
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar deti hain,
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar deti hain,
Jaroo!


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Na hum aids say dartay hain,
na hi condum say keraty hain,
hum to duniya say dartay hain,
is lia haath say keraty hain,
HAPPY MUTH DAY

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