funny joks 18

Dr. k Bandh Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k pichhe phenk dete,
sardar- Lage raho saalo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.


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Ladki ladke se-tum log ladki me sabse pahle kya dekhte ho.
ladka-ye to ladki pe depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai.


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A Coupl was sitting in Garden,
Sudnly a Dog & Bitch came n Kiss each othr!
Boy-Janu agr Tum Bura na Mano to Mai bhi...
Girl-Sambhalkar kutiya kaat naa le.


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Teachr-tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa -shaadi
teacher- nahi,mera mtlab h ki tum bade hokar kya banoge.
Santa- "PAPA"


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1 admi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana.


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