funny joks 19

Aaj k baad na SMS kerna, na koi call kerna,
aur na hi kisi kism ki chaah rakhna,
aur milne ki to koshish bhi na karna, kyu ki Dr. ne muje meethi cheezon se duur rehne ko kaha hai. (u r very sweet friend)


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Woman: Sir, mai apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera dusra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Mai uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!


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Ek ladki thi deewani c Mobile lekar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka k Sharma k Mobile me jaane kya dekha karti thi Kuch karna tha shayad usko Par jane kis se darti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujhse Yehi puchha karti thi Ye ON kaise hota hai,
Ye ON kaise hota hai aur main sirf yehi kahta tha ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai


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Sardar : kal jo shampoo liya tha uske saath wala free gift do.
shopkeeper : uske saath koi free gift nahi hai,
sardar : mujhe bevakuff mat samjo uspar likha hai "dandruff Free"


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Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur barabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai-
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?” Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthega


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