funny joks 20

Techr-active se pasive me badlo "bache jb sunsan jagho pe chale jate hai to hadso ko jnam dete hai".
studnt-sunsan jagho pe hue hadse hi bacho ko jnam dete hai.


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Biwi: suniye, aap ko dono me se kya jyada achcha lagta hai? meri khubsurti ya meri akalmandi?
Husband: mujhe to tumhari ye mazak kerne ki aadat sab se achchi lagti hai..!!!


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Do Dost ghar ja rahe the, Ekaek pehle ne dusre ko tamacha mara to dusre ne gaal shahlaate hue pucha "Bhai tumne mujhe tamacha kyon mara?"
Pehle ne jawab diya "Kyonki tumhare gaal pe makhkhi baithi thi", usi ko maarne k liye",
Dusre ne ek ghusa pehle ko zamaate hue kaha "Ye rahi uski shabaashi".


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1stSardar-Maine apni BIWI ko12th pass karaya,
fir B.A.fir M.A.,uski Govt.
job bi lagva di,
Ab kya karu?2ndSardar-accha sa ladka dekh ke SHAADI KARDE.


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Ek admi apne dost ke ghar roz roz jata tha.
Dost k bachche use chacha-chacha kehte the,
to use bada achcha lagta tha. Achanak ek din bachche mama-mama bolne lage.
Bhatejon se pucha ki kya ho gaya ?
Bachcho ne saaf kiya ki jab aap aa rahe the,
to papa ne mummi se kaha ki saalaa phir aa raha hai.


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