funny joks 21

When a Girl friend visit in hospital to meet u with flowers he says 'get well soon' & goes But When a True friend visit in hospital to meet u he sits near u & says 'yaar nurse pataka hai aram se thik hona.'


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apki yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha,
apki ek jhalak ko ye dil machalta raha,
phiche mudkar dekha to ALLOUT chalu tha..


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Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 14th October Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu k pathe EVERY YEAR
SANTA MUJRA Dekne Gaya,
SariRat Dekha


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MujreWali Ne kaha
SAAB Humne Apko KHUSH kiya,
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH karo
SANTA Utha
Or NACHNE LAGA...


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BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi..

GIRL:Kyaaa??

BOY:Achhi film hai Naa..

GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe..

BOY:Wat??

GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na.


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