funny joks 22

Patni:Wo sharabi dekh rahe ho,10 sal pehle maine usse shadi k liye inkar kiya tha or wo aj tak pi raha hai. Pati:Wah itni lambi celebration.


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Raju was walking through forestHe saw a snake hanging on the tree...
Raju: Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi,
Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye


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Ek Aadmi kabar par baitha tha.
Musafir ne poocha - darr nahi lagta? Aadmi: Darney ki kya baat hai.
andar garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.


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Salesman:
500Rs
Cust: Itna Sasta?
Salesman:China Ka Hai
Koi Guarantee Nhi
Ho Sakta Hai Kal Se
Bhaukna Shuru Krde.


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Ganja-Going On Road,Bird Shits On Head
"Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Hua?
Bhagwan-Bacha Tu itni Dhupme Ja Raha He,Maito Sirf Sunscreen Lotion Dala hai.


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