funny joks 23

Pappu- wo ladki behri hai.
Raju- Kaise?
Pappu- Maine use I LOVE U kaha to boli
"Maine kal hi naya sandal kharida he."


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Sharabi ne Doctor se pucha: Aap meri Sharaab chudva sakte ho? Doctor:Haan kyoun nahi. Sharabi: To Police ne meri 20 bottle pakdi hai, Plz chudva do...!!!!!!


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Ek ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya,
Ek khubsurt ladki ne dekha or kaha - "apne bade bhaiya k pair chhu rahe ho Very good boy"
Ladka- ha bhabhi ji! Santa:Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta:Kya hua,ro kyu rohe ho Santa:Yar jis ladki ko bhulaneke liye pe raha tha uska naam yad nhi araha he


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interviewer: where r u born,
Sardar: punjab
Interviewer : which part?
Sardar: kya which part whole body was born in punjab.


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a man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM


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