funny joks 25

Porpose karne ka naya style..!
Chand ko tor dunga, Suraj ko phor dunga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss..
Pahli wali ko chor dunga!


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Sardar Ne Biwi Se Poocha : Aaj To Chicken Bahut Tasty Hai, kuch Khas Masala Lagaya Hai Kya?
Biwi : Kuch Nahi Thodi Si Jal Gayi Thi... Isliye Barnol Cream Lagaya.


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Kabhi yaad aaye to phone kar Lena, Paise kam ho to sms kar Lena, Agar ye bhi na kar sake to Mobile dahi me daal kar vibration on karna, Or LASSI pi Lena..


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Sardar wife se : shanti ko bulao
Wife : Kaun apni kamwali?
Sardar : Haa
Wife : Kyun?
Sardar : Doctor ne bola hai ki goli khao aur shanti k saath so jao. - Rakesh


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a boy went 2 meet his LOVE, when he returned home his mom asked "kaha gaye the?"
boy- "girl friend se milne"
mom- "kisliye?"
boy- "haan bahot kiss liye"


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