funny joks 26

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking. - Jolly Uncle


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Train ruki to ek aadmi ne khidki k pass baithe sardar se pucha- kaun sa Station hai?
sardar bahar dekh kar kuch der soch kar bola- "Railway Station"


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Ladka shadi ke liye Ladki dekhne gaya, usse akele me baat karte hue-
Ladki(darte darte)- "bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahan ho?"
Ladka- "abhi tak to 3 the ab 4 ho gaye".


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Humko tumse pyar hai,
Jiya bekarar hai, Aaja mera Bulbul...
Tera Intezer hai!! Yeh mera nahi... Aapke liye Central Zoo me rehnawale Aap k Doston ki Fariyad Hai!!


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Newton ne apple niche girte dekha aur Gravity ki khoj ki.
usko ye pucho ki 25 saal se sandas karta tha, wo kya upar jata tha? sala chutiya bana gaya sabko.


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