funny joks 27

Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho,
Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho,
Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai,
Saamne Khade Ho,
Aur SING HILA RAHE HO!! Happy POLA!!!


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Aap Dil mango, de denge!
DHADKAN mango, de denge!
JIGAR mango, de denge!
JAAN tak manglo, to de sakte hain
kyounki charo film ki VCD ghar par pari hai!


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Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai, kuch bhi kar..
Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is bar 100% launga...!
Baap: Kyon Mazak kar raha hai..?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!


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Kanjus baap beta se: kaha gaya tha?
Beta: Girl friend k sath tha!
Baap gusse se: kitna kharcha kiya?
Beta: 250/-
Baap: 250/-!
Beta: us k pass itna hi tha!


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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey


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