funny joks 28

Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge,
par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli


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Galib ek din bewafa premika k ghar k bahar su-su karte pakda gaya or bola:
''tere pyar me yu dukhi hai galib, ki ansu bhi niklte hai raste badal badal kar'!


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Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin,
sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte


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Similarity between Gandhiji,
Salmaan khan & Mallika?
Dono ne apne kapde tyag diye,

Gandhi Ji ne Desh k liye, Salmaan ne Aish k liye aur Mallika ne Cash k liye.


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Ek car se tota takra k behosh ho gaya,
1 admi tota ko ghar le gaya,
pinzre me rakha, khana diya.
tab tota jag k bola- AAILA JAIL?
car ka driver mar gaya kya ???


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