funny joks 29

Boy Friend: "tumhare ghar gaya tha, mujhe nahi lagta humari shadi ho payegi"
Girl Friend: "kyu mere papa se mile kya?"
Boy Friend: "nahi tumhari bahan se..!!!"


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Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lagi hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.


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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab,
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab,
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?


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Bandar ki beti apne papa se boli "papa mujhe shadi karni hai",
papa bole "abhi thoda intezar karo dulha abhi SMS pad rahai hai"


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Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re..?"
Shopkeeper: "wo phutva nahi saheb" Wo to Seesa hai...!


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